All comics by Dan_i_am

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by Dan_i_am
5-12-04
Let us fight!
OKAY!
ARGH!!!!!
You is dead I win!!!

 

by Dan_i_am
5-28-04
Me and amber in school during art class talking about her painting
I made a painting
That's Cute
Still at school but outside skating
I did a ollie!
That's Cute
Amber telling people how annoying my catch phrase is
I hate when Dan says that's cute. It's so annoying
I know what you mean.....

 

by Dan_i_am
5-28-04
Me + Amber skating in 90 million degree weather at lunch
It's so hot I am cold
Dan it don't help you are wearing all black.. I can't say much because I am also.
Oh well let us skate
ok
Me skate away... Amber fall, get hurt! Such fun
SKATEBOARD!!!!
I got messed up

 

by Dan_i_am
5-29-04
I need skate shoes but my mom is a bitch and won't get them
I need skate shoes
Your brother comes first
but i need them bad
too bad
I hate my life
Commit suicide

 

by Dan_i_am
5-29-04
Why is no one at church?
because you are not cool
really?
Yes plus no one likes you
I wish I had a friend or a SNOWMAN
No one likes Dan

 

by Dan_i_am
6-05-04
God versus satanic fruit cup
You shall die mr demon
growl
By my power of good burn
AHHHH!!!!!!
You are dead!

 

by Dan_i_am
6-05-04
Hey I am George dubbaya Bush.And I have a message for the people. We have entered war. I am stupid and because of the attempted assassination of my father I will lead our people into a retake of Nam
Hello there soldier are you ready for war?
Yes sir I am. I am 14 and being sent to die for my country.
No son you won't die for your country. You die to avenge my father. That is the truth.
Then why would you make me fight? I am going anarchy.

 

by Dan_i_am
6-16-04
Oh man I wanna skate!
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How bout you Cary Freakin' Harris.. wanna skate?
No.. I don't want to skate with you!
Man this si so depressing.. No one wants to skate with me
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by Dan_i_am
6-16-04
Man... Summer sucks!
Hello Mr. Snowman! Isn't it way to hot for you to be around?
No way dogg. I am busy skating!
Can I join?
Hecks nah! You can't skate because you are a big LOSER! Plus I don't like you.. It's because you are black!

 

by Dan_i_am
6-16-04
Oh man I am so punk rock
Punk Rock Madness Love Lots
I am the ghost of punk rock! and i say you are so punk i will make you punk jesus!
I am Punk Rock Jesus
I santa Da gift man bow down to Punk Dan

 

by Dan_i_am
6-16-04
CHITTY CHIT CHIT!
Oh shit I knew squirrels would take over earth!
Dan must die
I was right!
Fuckin' axed his right half black ass! All because he was black and right!

 

by Dan_i_am
7-15-04
Sophia getting George Dubbaya to kick us out her car
I kick Dan and Zac out of my car!
I George Dubbaya will help you!
Me and Zac being kicked out
Get out!
Oh sad sad we are kicked out
Me and Zac talking about almost getting raped
How are you guys?
We almost got raped!

 

by Dan_i_am
5-07-05
Luk Hurr Nigga Ima teachu how ta pymp...
Alrighty Grampa!
Thyz b howz u do it... Pyk up a bytch and get ha ta gyve u's ha monay...
OK I will do it!
Hello Miss... May I have your money? My grandfather is teaching me how to pimp and I was wondering if you could help me by any chance?
No sorry hun can't help... But if you give me moeny I will have sex with you.

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