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by Danie
9-19-05
Someday in the Dark and Hottest Hell
Heeyyyy.... Youu!!!, Freezee..
Oooo..I am in the trouble
Eh.. eh..,Give me ,your apologyze, if I made some mistaken, Sir. Please....
Are you kidding??. I Just want to ask some questions. Where is the way to Heaven??. Because, I have been lost for two days in here.
Uuuuffff....uuuufff... ggggrrrrmmmm....."Insane Angel"!!!
Okey, Thank You, Bye

 

by Danie
9-19-05
In the middle of the Night......
Hi... hi .... hi...
Grrooaarrr .....greeemmm..... ha ..ha... ha....I will catch you, and make you for my dinner
Do you know why???
Why, I can't make you scare??
Because for the change, I will take you for my dinner
Waahhhh.... oh no...,help mee..

 

by Danie
9-19-05
Waw.... awsome, It's must be the new toys for army. I want to try this. Okey, let's get the button to light on this one..
Okey.. how about this button..... ( "Click")
Is There somebody miss the rocket???

 

by Danie
9-19-05
You Bastard, why your job not finished yet... Bla...Bla....bla...%7@#4...***.^^&&.$$.%%
I'm Sorry Bosss... Okey...
Ugghh...... Everyday...Just like this...
Bla.. bla..@*&6..09= ##57**@@!. Finish your job right now, OR, You are fired!!!!
I have been thinking for a long time,the way to start, and finish all my job, is by killing you first ,Boss, I'm sorry... piuugh...

 

by Danie
9-20-05
Waw, ... you have a great sound... I like that....
Ciiit...cuuuiiiiitt...ciiiiiiuttttt
Ciiiiiiitt....... cuuuuiiiiittttt...cuuuuuutttt..........
Waw, You have a great sound...... I like that....... And delicious meat, absolutely......
O great, I forgot that I have a great "trouble maker" Cat....

 

by Danie
9-20-05
Of Course, if can help you, I'll do it
The Young Fairy, can you help??
can you make me,more handsome than now, Because I want every women in the world likes me
Ehm... I'll Try but I can't give you a guarantee, If I can change your face, because I'm still learning how to do that...... Okey here we go.... Alakazaammmmmm.......
Uuu aaa.. uuu.. aaa
Ups!!, I am sorry, and I'm affraid I can't bring you back to your normal face, Because I'm still learning too...

 

by Danie
9-20-05
Hemmm... Nyammy.. Nyammy.. Sluurrp. agh...
Don't catch me please....I'm bagging you
Ha ha ha, I'm not gonna hurt. Because I like you. Let's Make in Love
Hah, Oo. okey.. Let's do it
Agh ugh baby let me suck your nipples.. uumm. umm ... sluurpp ... arghh
Oh my God, ooougghh yess, oooughh noo, yes honey urrmmm ..arrghhhOooouugghh

 

by Danie
9-20-05
I'm not going to responsible, about our affair... Never
But you must because I can't explain one thing... to my husband
What the hell is that??
Come here honey, my little baby....
Hai Mom.. Hai Dad..

 

by Danie
9-20-05
Ugh ah.. Yes here honey!!
Okey, I'll do it ugh...
Eeehh ah au.. ouughh
Slowly honey.. ahhh.. ough
Have you find my pen??
No,Not yet!!!

 

by Danie
9-20-05
Okey.. just relax honey.. uuumm..
let's get it on honey.. argh.. uh..ah
uuuuhhh... arrrggghh.. yeess.. ooh no...
I'm come innnn..... ahhhh uuuhhhh.. yeesss...
What the hell are you doing?? I'm just take my dress off, but you're already finish
Puuughh....

 

by Danie
9-21-05
Hai sweetie, I like you.Will you join me to enjoy my "old dick"
Huh ...Are you kidding?? I'm not sure you can satisfying me
Should I show you my Greatest Old Secret Weapon?? I'm sure you will enjoy how extra large my dick
Huh.. Just in your dream, that don't imppressing me much
Okey, what can I say, Here "IT" come.......enjoy this...
Waw... magnificent, And It makes me so Horny... Ouugh.. Let's do it .......

 

by Danie
9-23-05
Katrina...........
Ehm..
Ophelia.............
Ehm...
Rita............
Ehm...

 

by Danie
9-23-05
And then, What's Next???
Ehm..
I dont think so...
What about Bush, Clinton or maybe Lewinsky....
Because for next Hurricane Name, we cannot using an American Idiot names.....
Why not??

 

by Danie
9-27-05
When electricity is turn off
Did anybody here find a black wallet??
Can you tell me if anybody here found a black wallet??
I'm not really sure.
Why not??
Why don't you changes the colour of you wallet? maybe it can make more easier to find your wallet

 

by Danie
9-27-05
Do you know , if honey is bad for my teeth??
I'm not really sure. Why don't you ask your dentist??
He can tell you, if honey is bad for your teeth.

 

by Danie
9-27-05
In the Santa residence
Hello honey, I have finished all gift for Xmas day
Okey, that's great
But can you tell me, when is Santa Claus going to come?
????

 

by Danie
9-27-05
Hey, you surrender!!!
Yes, what can I help for you???
Where is the money??
I don't know where the money is

 

by Danie
9-27-05
Yes, Can I help you??
My girlfriend got an accident last night.Somebody crashed her from behind
Okey, What was his license number
???????

 

by Danie
11-16-05
See the next is .....Wilma
and whats next???
You must be thinking about a beautiful women name...
I think...., I don't have a time for that stupid things...

 

by Danie
11-16-05
Hey,....could you lend me a dollar??
Sorry,....... I've only get 50 cent
Well, OK ........give me that and you can owe me the rest
Leave my dead body first......... you senama bitch.....*&@$***

 

by Danie
11-16-05
So, Do you can speaking English???
Of course, Sir , Ican speaking English
So, Can you tell me about your Family in English??
Iam sorry, Sir. but I don't have any family in English
What do you mean??? I don't understand, what are you talking about. Are you kidding me??
I don't have any family in English, so Ican tell you about my Family in English

 

by Danie
11-16-05
It's a bird...........It's a plane.........
Nooooooooooooooo It's....................drop dead Bat ash....
and I am enjoy for hunting you next friends. He he he

 

by Danie
11-16-05
Time to check the Old Mail Box, sister...
Hoorrraaayy
You Have no Mailbox....
......???.......
You also have No life......
Terrorist to Cyber -space???

 

by Danie
11-22-05
Why are we doing all the work, while he stays up there and rests?
That's a good question, Why don't you go up there and ask him?
Why do we have to do all the work while you just sit here???
??????
Oh, I see
It's because I'm the BOSS!!!

 

by Danie
11-22-05
Gee, You're the smartest guy I know. Can I ask you something??
Sure, anything.......
Why is the sky blue ?.....
I don't know......
Well then, how many fish are in the sea ???
I don't know..

 

by Danie
11-22-05
What colur is the farthest star ???
The farthest star, gee, let me think.......
I'm thinking....thinking.......thinking.........Which one is it????
Suddenly, I feel smart..
?????

 

by Danie
11-23-05
Someday when Hairy visiting SeaWorld....
Hi, what's your name ?
Ah.....That depends on who you ask.
Oh...well,what do you call yourself ?
Gee...either I or me.
TO BE Continue....
Oh...when your dad calls,what does he say ?
I don't have a telephone.

 

by Danie
11-23-05
Wait a minute, you're a fool, aren't you ?
Yeah, that's what they call me.
I'm a fool too, maybe we could be friends
Gee, I don't know, are you stupid ?
.....and That's all folks
Sometimes I put my pants on backwards
Me too, I think we can be friends

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