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Apparently you are interested in this page for some reason. Well, I guess I won't disappoint you... and then and then and then i like went to this party and they were all like "dude you can't come in here because you're going to break all the furniture like last time" but i said i wouldn't so they let me in and i broke all the furniture when i hit the furniture with a chainsaw the chainsaw wasn't on or nothin' i was just hitting the furniture with it and it was off man yeah those were some good times man i'd like to go back there and hit their furniture again but the judge said no

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The Toothbrush

by Dapf
6-06-03

Always remember to floss your f


	"Dear Sanchez: act now and receive the latest in toothbrush technology: the SuperSpin 8079!"

Curse you, Tom Sawyer! This is less fun that previously indic


	It may be time for me to invest in one of these fantastic contraptions!


	But if you think about it, is it really necessary to use your hard-earned money to feed the capitalist machine?

BA-DUM CHING! Wait, no...


	It sure is.


	Oh. In that case, I will purchase multiple TV networks and pit them against each other in a ratings battle of the gods! And then I will buy a scoo

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