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Apparently you are interested in this page for some reason. Well, I guess I won't disappoint you... and then and then and then i like went to this party and they were all like "dude you can't come in here because you're going to break all the furniture like last time" but i said i wouldn't so they let me in and i broke all the furniture when i hit the furniture with a chainsaw the chainsaw wasn't on or nothin' i was just hitting the furniture with it and it was off man yeah those were some good times man i'd like to go back there and hit their furniture again but the judge said no

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The Spark Plug

by Dapf
6-28-03

Black Hat Guy and Black Hat Guy 2 are in prison.


	See, I told you the officer would throw us in jail if you ate that spark plug!


	A foolish fool of foolishness, I am!

The story's climax!


	However, I did not expect the officer to steal your car!


	That was very strange indeed!

THE STORY COMES TO A SCREECHING HALT. NO ONE IS SAFE FROM THE HORRORS OF


	So I bought this can of peaches the other day, and I ate the peac


	Peaches are evil, like plastic straws, sombreros and packets of s

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