The Infomercial

Author: Dapf

Date: May 14, 2001

by Dapf
5-14-01
Hello! I am Billy-o the Cowboy, here to tell you about new Shine & Clear: the tile cleaner!
But can it clean my kitchen floor? It's full of food!
No!
Greenpeace has ordered me to shut down production of the peanut oil factory, due to it's lack of cleanli
Call 1-900-Get-Tile to order! Only $16.95 a bottle!
I want this product more than I want world peace! I'll take 94 bottles, please!