Santa and the Snowman by DarkPhantasmo12-11-01 if i only had a hair dryer... i hope he does not have a hair dryer... Wanna go to the beauty salon with me? I'm outa here.. After all we have been though, you do this?? I'm tired of the blowjobs.
"Software pirates beware" by DarkPhantasmo12-12-01 hmmm... Whatcha doin' Frank? Reading this notice I got from my ISP Didn't I tell you about taking the server down? It says here they received a notice from id software Guess you need to do something about that... how about suicide? here, take this knife Nah, just throw the server in with me...
Homecoming by DarkPhantasmo12-12-01 . . . . . . ...... Guess whose back ... Oh my god... lowang, is that you?? I missed you!
