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Ted is out on the pull in a singles bar. He spots a not-out-of-his-league bird. He attempts to read off an approved chat-up line...
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| Could...I...Whats your...er...er...do you come here often? | |
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| Piss off u slaag! I can do sooo much better than u.Go away b4 i hit u | |
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A little while after he is brushed off, Ted notices the Hag talking to one of the pretty girl's in the bar. The girl notices Ted, she smiles at him.
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Plucking up all his courage, Ted decides to talk to the girl. Forgetting his pulling-lines, he attempts to be a genuine as possible...
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| Hello there, could I interest you in some coffee? | |
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| Erm well u r pritty cute 'G', but u -like- tried it on with my friend first, and i don't like being second choice!(plus your armpit smells) | |
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