Induction

Author: DaveData

Date: September 20, 2005

by DaveData
9-20-05
One day...
DAVID NEWMAN, please report to Dr. Data's office immediately. DAVID NEWMAN...
David --Because of your exemplary skill and eye for detail, I am crowning you Knight of Clean Data. Your mission is to teach our world about good data. Going forward you will be known as DATA DAVE.
YES!!! Finally!!! Coolio!!! WooHoo!!! Roger Wilco, you've got your man, Big Guy...
Data Dave, do you accept this mission?
Yes, Dr. Data. I will do my best to honor you and our mission.