A Chance Meeting by DeadShark7-09-03 Hey, Reds. Did you ever see a robot tweak his nipples before? Nuh uh! Have you ever seen me tie my penis in a knot! Hey, mister. Did you see that robot throw himself in front of that truck? Oh yeah. This pain never gets any easier.
If There Weren't, There Should Have Been by DeadShark7-09-03 Father, can I ask you something? Um, I think you're confused. I'm a monkey. I wasn't talking to you! And there weren't any monkeys on Calvary! Pfft, whatever. Sucks to be you, Jesu.
Yum, the humanity! by DeadShark1-26-05 So, I says to Big Mike over at the warehouse in Omaha ... What's the matter? Is that prepubescence I smell on your breath? Ehhh ... No? Well, whatever. I coulda sworn ... So, anyway, about Big Mike? Earlier that day ... Yeah, the tooth in the back. Does that look infected to you? I'm gonna hafta get a closer look.
