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| We have breaking news: this studio is actually going to report something worthwhile. An evil army is planning on taking over the world. | |
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| They reportingly want some secret plans that a group of youngsters have. They had taken a hostage to make sure they participate. | |
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| Are you willing to hand over the plans to save the n00b, Mr. Lance? | |
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| Can't the army just attack the main base of the terrorists? | |
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" And now a statement from our own President Bush... "
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| mi fello mericans we cant nuke the terrist thy dun hav any oil--i men wepons of mas destrcton | |
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