*sigh* Hi, Dave. Satan's diabolical servants chopped me up and threw me in here. Then they filled the can with vinegar. But at least they took the nail out.
...they just dumped you here? In Dis?
Yeah. And they said they were coming back tomorrow to destroy and torment me some more.
Why don't you just leave? Detroit Metro airport isn't even that far from here.
I'd like to, but you'll have to carry me. They took my legs and made them into bookends.
