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by Deisel
8-02-01
Are you sure this is the way...?
Yes after all I did take navigation courses on the internet made by Apple Co.
How does that help?

 

by Deisel
8-02-01
I can't believe the suckers who actually believe these magic tricks are real!
And...wait for iiiit...
What utter pants this is.
Aaaaaannnnnd....
OOOOH! A White Rabbit!
TA-DA (works every time)

 

by Deisel
8-02-01
So...watcha wanna do?
Kill whoever said that I was a Mongoose who smelled as is I had just been trough a B.O-MAXOMIZER turned on 10.
Are you kidding!? Thats ilegial!
I gotta better idea: Lets go kill Bill Gates!
Ok.

 

by Deisel
8-02-01
Ok you got the stuff?
Yes...But remember this stuff makes you crazy stuff and has serious side-affects!
Just gimme the stuff...mmmmmh "Hot Pot"
BYE!-ENJOY THE STUFF
Oh...This stuff IS hot.

 

by Deisel
8-02-01
His name is Bob he is the star of my cartoon strips
Hi My name is Bob. I'm gonna sing you a song...
!
I like driving in my car!
I'm off!
It's not quite a jaguar...HEY WAIT!

 

by Deisel
8-02-01
FaTaL ErrOr
What the?!
LoggiNg On tO 156 Hour-long MiNesweepEr GaaMe
NNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
Har Har Har bet I had you fooled there ay, chuck!
Bloomin' Windows 95

 

by Deisel
8-02-01
The Mad Prof
HAHAHAHA! With my new de-atomizer I will kill BOB!
Always look on the Bright side of...
You Suck bad
You missed! Oh its like home in here!

 

by Deisel
8-02-01
Yo Bro
Peace to you hope is the only thing to end the war
Yeah right
Go and spread Da' word
Stop dreamin' and realise this is a normal day in Kakville

 

by Deisel
8-11-01
HI I'm from Pivvett-Glazing Co. and I was just wondering if you'd like to purchase...
Sorry, no windows
Boy, Thats a new one.

 

by Deisel
8-18-01
Beem Clunk Beep
C'mon!
One hour later...
Level completed!
yeees! Only 564830 levels to go!
680 Years later...
GAME COMPLETE!
Bloody Tetris!

 

by Deisel
8-18-01
In the wild depths of russes bathroom...where wild turds run amok...in there own little tribe under the bathmat!
GUR-HUM!
Is this geek trying to scare me?
clurph!
what is this, a Dragon convention?
No, actually I'm a guy in a dragon suit that just has a hunk of flem in his throut.
Sure...I hope...

 

by Deisel
8-18-01
Russ is so harsh...
I'd hate to be you!
Humph...
Look at you, No friends, No house...
sob sob
EXTRA LARGE PIXELS!
Oh come of it!

 

by Deisel
8-18-01
NOOO
FEEL MY WRATH-EVIL DOER!
WOW!
SFX these days so overated
HA HA HA HA-sucker

 

by Deisel
8-19-01
Oh Why why why?!
Whats the matter?
I'll *sniff* show you...
ok...
I forgot to ring up ground force! Look at my garden!
...oh...

 

by Deisel
8-19-01
C'mon you can do better...kick with the leg!
HIGHER!
GRRR!
Oh thats beeeetteer! Knickers!

 

by Deisel
8-19-01
I have come to take your soul...
Damnit!
so tell me a little bit about yourself
I'm 37 Male, single
And you?
Forget ME have you noticed all over strip creator your brothers stuck a nail through there skull and didn't die!?

 

by Deisel
8-19-01
Hi i'm Deisel...
Go away shatpants we all hate you.
I'll set myself on fire...
yeah yeah yeah
So...anyone see Eastenders

 

by Deisel
8-24-01
Mmmmmh...I don't know Jing-Ling...I'm only 16
Oh c'mon Babe loosen up Oooooh! It's all legal! You so horney...
Well OK...Only once...
Cool
*sigh* I'm a piece of turd...
HAHAHAHAHAHA!

 

by Deisel
8-24-01
Pennies for a boozer govener?
Oh you DERANGED lump of BOOZ! Get away!
You have a nail in your head...I Know a good doctor
Shut Up and go away...Wait you know a good doctor?
Later..
Come here big boy
Shit

 

by Deisel
8-24-01
At the self help group...
Hi My name is Bongo...
Hello Bongo..
I had a problem with I...I can't say it...
It's ok were here for you...
TO BE CONCLUDED!
Well...
Mmmmmmmh...

 

by Deisel
8-24-01
PART 2!
I had an Addiction to...to...MURDER!!! WAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!
Uh...Bongo...Bongo...
WAAAAH!...HUH?!
BONGO! This is the Fern-Planting addiction room...
Whoops...
WE HAVE YOUR NUMBER!

 

by Deisel
8-24-01
Kangers Bathroom
AT LAST! I'VE FOUND YOU!
DO YOU MIND!?
What I'm here to save you...you've been locked in here for4 years!
I KNOW!
Huh?
Thats how long I've been be constopated for!

 

by Deisel
8-24-01
I hate you
I hate you
Your a lezi
I Know...are you?
After a night of...Well you know...
I love you
I love you

 

by Deisel
8-24-01
Hi...I'm Deisel And I'm Advertising Seat Lick co.
The prices are at my homepage...
Our motto is...
A clean toilet seat means our tounges smell of turd!
I'll tell you a secret...
I grew these eyes and this head after licking my own toilet seat in my sleep...

 

by Deisel
8-26-01
Go my son and thou art shall be helped into the light...
What?
Go and be fare and just to all thou should see...
HUH!?
Fuck of and don't kill anyone again!
Oh, OK

 

by Deisel
8-26-01
Oh...OOOOOOH! Yeah thats it...
What..Oh....hee hee
Mmmmmmh! Mmmmmmh! Oh YEEEAAAAH!!
Ha Ha...
Inside the bathroom...
Hey MAN ON TOILET HERE!
Oh

 

by Deisel
8-26-01
My Poem...
Ok...
I beklieve I am an ass-hole who just can't make the cut, Also that my rotten dog is a mut. so what do you think?
Well...
After some very very strong abuse...
uuuuugh...
Are you OK?

 

by Deisel
8-26-01
Aaaaaah, my favourite room!
i'm a deisel pooh
So smelly so turdish...
i'm a deisel pooh
after that a fan told the pooh to go on tour with his song...
Just think, it as in my bathroom where the nuclear war started!
not ahes i'm a deisel pooh

 

by Deisel
8-26-01
Well here I am watching T.V in a dustbin...
hello and welcome to the lassie movie
I'm watching...T.V...in...a...dustbin!?
oh no lassie is dead
I'M WATCHING T.V IN A DUSTBIN!!!
a happy ending at last

 

by Deisel
8-26-01
Here we have the elephant...
It's primitive species defends itself by using the horns on its cheek....
...Very primative creatures...
Oh...Marty...I love you!
This sunset is beautiful! lets fuck!

 

by Deisel
8-26-01
Ok Ya'll we got another order of dough coming in...
Heres the dough!
Shove it in the corner next to the radioative waste...
OK boss
Hahaha soon with our contaminated doughnuts well rule the world!!!!
I Think not Spingot!

 

by Deisel
8-26-01
Oh no it's a geek in tights
I'm a super hero and were both in a cheesy action magazine so act the part
no...
c'mon fight me!
to be concluded
I wil kill you aaaaah i'm dead.now fuck off
YOU SWORE!!!!

 

by Deisel
8-26-01
yes I swore
this is a kids mag so shaddup and act afraid *a-hem* NOW I'LL KILL YOU!!
Thats it!
AAAAARGH!
The End
Yeah, it's cheesy but he was a wanker.

 

by Deisel
8-27-01
I'm Windows 98!
HA! I'm windows ME!
Well I've got all of the Age of Empire series!
Oh Yeah?! I've got all of the Half-Life series!
My User is God!
MY user is Bill Gates...crap

 

by Deisel
8-28-01
RING RING Pick me up Diablo!
No! I just know it's Mom!
I really think you should RING RING
Nope, anyway I've glued myself to the floor to avoid temptation!
Ok then! I'm not in leave a message after the tone...beeep! "Hi you've just won a holiday in Hawwai with all of Bill Gates money! If there is no answer in 5 seconds you won't wiiin!............OK Bye"
NO NO NO NOOOOO! Aw shit.

 

by Deisel
8-28-01
...And here we have a primative species...the Deisel

 

by Deisel
8-28-01
...And here we have a primitave species...the Deisel
TOILET SEAAAAT!
This species thrives on toilet seat consumation
It evolved from the turd which...um...no...no NO!
NO BAD DEISEL BAD DEISEL AAAAARGH!
Mmmmh! Neal nice and spicy!

 

by Deisel
9-02-01
BILL GATES!!?? OUR STOCK IS COMING DOWN! WE CAN'T KEEP UP WE LOSING FAST!
Uh-Huh
MICROSOFT IS GOING DOWN!! ARE YOU LISTENING!!?
Lovely good...
I'm off!
YES! At last I made a mistake! shame about me losing my $17000340605630 though...

 

by Deisel
9-02-01
I just started my own buisness!
Whats it called?!
Well...it's called Shag co.
Mom said...
To be continued...
I know I know...
No more hookers in the house!

 

by Deisel
9-02-01
Part 2
Now...what for tea...
Hi mom good mornin!
Gabes bedroom...
Aw...nooo! I Knew I shoudn't of said to them "Do your stuff 'till you drop!"
Bad news boss...Kate and Mary have quit...taking the money with them
Hi mom Bads mornin'...
Me too..my hair is all fucked up on the left side!

 

by Deisel
9-16-01
I'm gonna get ya...
Later on...
*Burp* Delicious!
I can't stop farting! I ate this hard bit on the back of this diver, It had a cord leading up to his mouth, and I just can't stop! *Fart Bubble Bubble*
Enough said...
What? What Did I do?

 

by Deisel
9-16-01
Peacocks of the world unite!
Let us drive the evil humans to mars!
Build guns, weapons, tanks!
Um...
to be continued!
We shall create legions of ultra-cocks to fight for us!
Yeah...getting a bit out of reality here...

 

by Deisel
9-16-01
We will start the nuclear revolution!
This is getting out of hand, reeaaly out of reality!
AAARRRRGH!! WE ARE ALL UNITED IN UNISON, LET US ALL SING CAMPFIRE SONGS!!
Is that a flying pig over there?
Up in the heavens...
Stop messing about with earth!
Sorry.

 

by Deisel
9-16-01
It's time for the cummunion! We don't have any wafers or wine!
Don't panic...I have an Idea bend over!
Oh...Okay...
Wait a sec!
At the communion...
Whats this? This dosn't look like wafers wine!
No...It's dioreoha and bum crust. Well what do you expect? It's the church of arse!

 

by Deisel
9-17-01
I am a chicken and I am crossing the road...
Thats new...
Oh, I guess you think I'm crossing the road to get to the other side...
Yeah!
That...and I'm gonna ask that ambulance to pull this corn cob out of my arse
At last...the refreshing bit.

 

by Deisel
9-17-01
As the gods joined together to make the perfect being who would bring the world to salvation...
...Who would make the world a happier place to live in...
Along came the God of Arse to ruin it all!
RAAAAAGH!!!! CORNHOLE THE UNBELEIVERS!

 

by Deisel
9-17-01
Jools, I thought it apropriate to do this to you...
Bring it out!
RAAAAAGH!!!!! CORNHOLE JOOLS! CORNHOLE HIM GOOOOD AND HARD!!

 

by Deisel
9-17-01
Jools, I thought it apropriate to do this to you...
Bring it out!
RAAAAAGH!!!!! CORNHOLE JOOLS! CORNHOLE HIM GOOOOD AND HARD!!

 

by Deisel
10-01-01
HEY!! HEY!! BRIAN! I just got Half-Life Blue shift!
...
You are a shark bob.

 

by Deisel
10-01-01
Eh...'ello?
I read guide book! I...am from...atlanteec oceon?
eh...I want some hair lotion?
bloody outsider

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