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| Hi, I'm from Jahovis witness. May I have a word with you? | |
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| Sure, but let me ask you something first. | |
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| In your religion only 144,000 people will go to heaven, correct? | |
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| But in my religion, we all have a 50/50 chance of going there. So you can calculate the odds of me joining you douchebags. | |
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