All comics by DesertShark25

 

by DesertShark25
10-06-05
There's another G.O.P. convention in town and I'm going to protest.
Are you protesting the war, the weak economy, the plight of America's poor.
No you got me all wrong. Read the sign I'm holding
I'm going to protest Michael Moore.

 

by DesertShark25
10-06-05
Did you watch last nights episode of Will & Grace?
No way, I'm not into that crap.
Why? Do you have something against homosexuals?
No, Dude, you got me all wrong. I'm very liberal. I have nothing against gay people.
I just don't want them to touch me thats all.

 

by DesertShark25
10-07-05
Christian Bale, Colin Farrell, Keannu Reeves, Johnny Depp and Brad Pitt
According to the internet, they all past the paternity test and are not the father.
So if none of them are the father to Katie Holmes baby then who is?

 

by DesertShark25
10-07-05
Hi, I'm from Jahovis witness. May I have a word with you?
Sure, but let me ask you something first.
In your religion only 144,000 people will go to heaven, correct?
That's correct.
But in my religion, we all have a 50/50 chance of going there. So you can calculate the odds of me joining you douchebags.

 

by DesertShark25
10-10-05
Oh my God! Look at this devistation. What happened here? Was it the apocalypse?
No, the Eagles lost badly last night and the fans lashed out.
Don't you just love Philadelphia.

 

by DesertShark25
10-20-05
Week 1
Why are you getting drunk tonight?
I just found out my brother is gay.
Week 2
Why are you getting drunk tonight now?
This time I found out my father is also gay.
Week 3
Getting drunk again? Does't anybody in your family like women?
Yeah, apparently my wife.

 

by DesertShark25
10-20-05
Man I need a drink, I had such a bad day.
Things didn't go well in surgerey I see.
No I caught my girlfriend in bed with another man
So whats with all the blood?---
.....Oh... I see now.

 

by DesertShark25
10-20-05
Hey baby, can I buy you a drink?
I'm not a girl, I'm wearing this quilt because I'm Scottish.
I knew that
I knew there was something funny about this bar when I saw no women.

 

by DesertShark25
11-01-05
I can't beleive Sulu is gay. My life is now officially in shambles.
What am I to do now. Everything I know doesn't make sense---
FOR GOD'S SAKE, YOUR 41 YEARS OLD! GET A JOB AND A GIRLFRIEND ALREADY.

 

by DesertShark25
11-01-05
So George Takei finally came out to of the closet last week.
GeorgeTakei is gay?!
DAMN IT!! I had $100 on Leonard Nimoy. He was so obvious.

 

by DesertShark25
11-06-05
Where are all the paintings? I thought this was an art museum.
This hallway is art dadio. its a representation of the ills of society.
Are you serious?
No, but I need to say something to get a government grant and not have to go back to my teaching job.

 

by DesertShark25
11-06-05
You're a completly useless character, its time to erase you for good.
Plus you look very creepy and I'm tired of seeing you whenever I start a new comic.
But you're using me right now for this comic strip, so I am still useful.
Damn you and your asian logic!

 

by DesertShark25
11-06-05
Greetings earth babe. Can I buy you a drink?
You're like 40, right?
Can I beam you up...to my bedroom
Wow, my 4 year old brother has that same costume.
Live long and make love baby.
Didn't you learn anything from the last two panels?

 

by DesertShark25
11-17-05
Hey kid, i got a surprise for you under my coat, you want to see?
uh...I don't know
Oh, trust me, you'll love it as much as I do.
Ok
Pamphalets about the church of latter day saints.
Damn It!! what happened to the good ol'days when a stranger wearing a trench coat in the park exposes himself to you.?

 

by DesertShark25
11-27-05
I know how this looks...
But I swear I had nothing to do with this.
No, I swear. This is a Jet Blue airplane, that's why this is happening.

 

by DesertShark25
11-27-05
You bastard, you killed my parents.
Yeah, sorry about that.
And after we took you into our own in the wild after your family kicked you out for refusing to take off that ridiculous bunny costume.
Yeah, I know. I feel real terrible about that.
Seriously, why do you wear that?
Duh, I'm mentally disturbed.

 

by DesertShark25
12-10-05
Ok, now that I've broken in, lets see what's good to take
Hey what are you doing here?
Hey, I saw this apartment first, find your own place to rob.
This is my apartment... hey, wait a sec. Why do you assume that I'm a burglar too.
Uuuuhhh...no reason, nothing to do with anything about you...uh, I beleive Michael Jasckon is innocent...
Racist honkie.

 

by DesertShark25
12-13-05
The whole Katrina/New Orleans fiasco had nothing to do with race.
A majority of the counties around New Orleans that were affected by Katrina were mostly white, and there was also a higher Hispanic population that...
George Bush doesn't like black people.
Why do even bother to try?

 

by DesertShark25
12-18-05
Top 5 things you never say to a woman during an argument.
5. Is there anyway we can do this via email.
4. Sorry. I was just picturing you naked.
3. You're just upset because your backside is beginning to spread.
2. Did you get that line from that bitch Oprah?
1. Don't you have some laundry to do or something?

 

by DesertShark25
12-18-05
When it comes to Jewlery...
Women look nice when they wear jewelry.
Any more than a ring the Man will look like a lounge singer named Ramone
When it comes to Offspring...
A woman knows all about her children including friends, education, music, favorite food, Appointments, etc.
A man is vaguely aware of some short people living in the house.
When it comes to Cats...
Women love cats.
Men say they love cats, but when women aren't looking, men kick cats.

 

by DesertShark25
12-18-05
When it comes to Marraige...
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change and she does.
When it comes to Success...
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
When it comes to Arguments...
A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

 

by DesertShark25
12-18-05
When it comes to Dressing Up...
A woman will dress up to go shopping, water the plants, empty the garbage, answer the phone, read a book and get the mail.
A man will dress up for weddings and funerals.
When it comes to Bathrooms...
A man has five items in his bathroom: a toothbrush, shaving cream, razor, a bar of soap, and a towel.
The average number of items in the typical woman's bathroom is 337. A man would not be able to identify most of these items.
When it comes to Love...
To be happy with a man you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
To be happy with a woman you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.

 

by DesertShark25
1-10-06
hmm...
How can I think of a comic strip that will take up three blocks and make it look like I actually thought of something clever?

 

by DesertShark25
1-10-06
Sure I've ben out here in the desert for three days already...
But I don't care what you say, my parents are coming back for me.

 

by DesertShark25
1-10-06
Now add a touch of parsley for that unique taste.
I will kill you Martha Stewart.

 

by DesertShark25
1-10-06
I have decided to kill martha stewart. Do you have any thoughts on the subject.
Hmm...
No, I have no problem with that... Godspeed.

 

by DesertShark25
1-10-06
I still don't understand... why do you want to kill Martha Stewart?
I see in her a dark evil that usher in a new era of darkness.
We all see that in her, but its something that we've all learned to except.
True, but still I just don't like that *****

 

by DesertShark25
1-10-06
I've been having doubts about my plan to kill Marthat Stewart.
Thats because you're a loser and and have no guts to follow through on anything.
Can't you for once be a supporting wife and give me some encouragement.
Ok! If you kill her, I will invite my cousin Bethany over for some hardcore threeway sex.
You make it your mother and you got a deal.

 

by DesertShark25
1-10-06
So I've finally decided NOT to kill Marthat Stewart.
I figured I'm just under a lot of stress and taking out my frustrations on her.
So what will you do now?
Continue staring off into space and mixing this food.
Sounds like a plan.

Showing page 1.