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by DestroyAllTacos
12-25-03
Hey Jesus, happy birthday! You get my present.
Yeah... A sweater. What the hell am I going to do with a sweater? I'm nailed to a cross for christ's sake!
Sorry, just figured you needed something warm to wear for the winter.
Damnit, I give my life to atone for your sins, and you get me a lousy sweater? And it's a turtleneck, I hate those!
Geez, you'd think you of all people would have the Christmas spirit. Looks like someone isn't getting let off his crucifix for the christmas party tonight...
Damnit, and that redheaded chick who puts out easy when she's drunk is coming too. DO NOT FORSAKE ME FOR I AM YOUR SAVIOR!
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