What, you don't think that I would deliberately screw up your wishes, do you?
I mean, why would I? All you did was free me after ten thousand years in that horrid lamp, just to make me serve you for another million wishes...
Without even THINKING about what I wanted! How would YOU like it if I stuck you in a lamp and left you there for ten thousand years, you selfish bastard?!
...So I take it you ARE deliberately screwing up my wishes then.