Several years ago, I bought Earthbound for the SNES. It was a great game, and it was all I could think about wherever I went. This led to some problems...
No hamburgers in this trash can either.
Hey, I have dibs on that! Go get your own trash can!
But Paula, you gotta come with me! I need your powers to defeat Giygas!
For the last time, I don't know you, and my name is not Paula! You better leave right now or I'll call the police!
Hi, Dad. Could you save my game? I'm about to go to Threed and the monsters there are tough.
You've reached the FBI. Please hold on while your call is being traced.