Well, I was born on July 17th, 1978, in the St. Mary's hospital. I was 7 pounds and no ounces. From the pictures, I would deduce that I was a reddish color, like the inside of a ruby grapefruit...
...you know? It looked like my head was a sphere of approximately 4.25 inches in radius. My eyes were approximately 1.5 inches down from the top of my head, spaced 1 inch apart...
Okay, okay, enough, that's too much detail!
It could be worse. I could've been a White Wolf roleplayer.
