Mr. President, we have decided that you may attack Iraq.
Hot diggity dang! Thanks, guys, this is gonna be great! It'll be like Metal Gear Solid, I'll be in there, snapping necks, bombing stuff, sneaking my way to ol' Saddam himself, and then, POW!
Um, with all due respect, Mr. President, that wouldn't be prudent. You could get kill-- on second thought, good luck, sir! Show them what we Americans are made of!
