My father sat me down and said to me...

Author: DexX

Date: January 18, 2001

by DexX
1-18-01
Son, it's about that time in your life when we need to sit down and talk...
This isn't an easy thing for me to talk to you about, but you are growing up fast, and you need to be informed...
Son... we need to talk about... crossing the road...
Oh, that? Ha ha! I've been crossing the road for months now!