CC43: HOW TO BE CAPPY IN THREE EASY STEPS!!!!!

Author: DexX

Date: July 11, 2001

by DexX
7-11-01
STEP ONE: NAIL YOUR CAPS LOCK KEY DOWN SOLIDLY.
THIS IS GONNE HURT YOU MORE THAN IT HURTS ME...
*BLEEP!* i THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME!
STEP TWO: ADD SUPERFLUOUS EXCLAMATION MARKS EVERYWHERE!!!!!!!!!
I THINK YOU'RE USING THEM INCORRECTLY...
HEY!!! THE INS!TRUC!!!!!!TIONS !S!A!Y! T!!O INSERT!!!! T!HEM EV!!ERYWHE!!!!!!RE!!!!!!!
STEP THREE: YOU WILL NEED A LONG NAIL, A HAMMER, AND BOURBON...
THE ANATOMY CHART SAYS IT'S MORE TO THE LEFT
WHY DIDN'T WE JUST SKIP THIS CONTEST?