CC52: Punchline writer's block. *grumble*

Author: DexX

Date: August 9, 2001

by DexX
8-09-01
Somewhere in a stereotype-laden area of the USA...
Well golly-Jesus if it ain't hotter'n mah cousin Josie Belle's underpants today. Ah went ta milk the gosh-darned cow and it went 'n burst inna flames!
MOOOO!
Meanwhile in the Southern Hemisphere...
...and news just to hand, Roseanne Arnold has melted and flooded a small town in Utah.
Blecchhh - deep-fried Mormons.
Meanwhile in the third panel...
Oh well, let's make the best of a bad situation. Time for lunch.
Please get that fried egg off my head...