Remaking a classic - Circumlocution

Author: DexX

Date: February 4, 2001

by DexX
2-04-01
I'm curious about something, Jon...
What?
Now that I am being forced to play that part of the penguinatrix, and you are the fire... what are the original penguin and fire doing?
Got me there, Diablo.
So tell me, chicken... why DID you cross that road? I mean, really...
Leave me alone, ya freak! I keep telling you - I AM A PENGUIN!