CC-LXX - ...to explore new, uh, "areas"...

Author: DexX

Date: October 6, 2001

by DexX
10-06-01
Ambassador Hoh't Bey'b, it is an honour to have you aboard my shag... SHIP! My ship! *ahem*
It is an honour to be here, captain. As official respresentative of the Nymphohorny Empire, I thank you for your hospitality.
If you would just follow me to the bed... BRIDGE! The bridge of the ship, I will introduce you to my cunnilingus... CREW! My crew! Yes... crew.
Is something wrong, captain? My OmniTerpreter is indicating some interference in your speech patterns...
I can't believe he is trying to get into the pants of another alien woman...
Ehh, better than green woman with eight breasts he did last time. That sentient genital rash was NASTY!