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There it is, my American friend, the most precious sporting trophy in the long history of cricketing rivalry between Australia and England...
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| Uh, dude... it's a pile of ashes... | |
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| Since_you_are_an_American, you just could not understand. This sporting relic represents two centuries of Australia stepping out from behind the shadow of its colonial mother, crying for freedom! | |
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| So... it's a pile of very old ashes... | |
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| No, you still don't get it. Listen, Australia, the young country, striving every year to win this symbol and show their founders that they have surpassed them, and grown into... what_are_you_doing?? | |
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| *SNORT!* Mmmmm, historical high... | |
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