The Emperor's New Gender (one)

Author: DexX

Date: November 25, 2001

by DexX
11-25-01
Your approval ratings are sure to skyrocket now you are a woman, Your Highness. The most-loved monarchs in history have been women.
Forsooth, fair maiden Queen, the gypsy charm which hath transmuted thy form appears thus to all but the foolish. Total fuckwits still see you as a bloke.
Foolish? Fuckwits? Shit!
Oh yeah... nice one, guys. I really am one helluva hot chick!
Fool.
Fuckwit.