The Emperor's New Gender (two)

Author: DexX

Date: November 25, 2001

by DexX
11-25-01
Now that I am female, I will be the most popular world leader in history. I will be the new Eva Peron...
[singing] Don't cry for me, Argentina! The truth is I -
Hey! I'm gonna call the cops if you don't stop torturing that poor cat!
Philistines...