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| Loyal citizens... Through the power of white magic, your beloved emperor has gone through a change. | |
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| Yea, my colleague doth speak God's own truth. Thine emperor hath been transformed... into a hot young babe! | |
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| We should remind you all at this point that the nature of the white magic is such that only a complete, guileless fool will still see her as a man. | |
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| ...and 'tis true that a complete fool need not his head, for therein is contained the unused brain. In other words, if you see a bloke, keep your fucking cakehole shut. | |
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And now, without further ado... Her Royal Highness, the Empress!
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| *hic!* Faahhhk! What a faahkin hottie! *hic!* | |
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| Uh... uh... yeah! Hottie... | |
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