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The Fellowship to Advance Thought on Inter-Gender Understanding and Education presents...
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------==>==------ _____A Non-Penis-Owner's Guide_____
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| Goot evenink. I am Doktor Otto von Fallik-Simbohl, und I vish to tok vith you all about ze penis. | |
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| Zere appears to be a generally-held belief amongst vemen zat the genitalia of ze opposite sex is a fun little sing. | |
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| Zese vemen sink that dis cute little dangly sing is a fun toy vith no drawbacks. Zis is not ze case! Ze penis is a constant challench to live vith! | |
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| Over ze next few minutes, I vill explain some of ze many pitfalls vhich penis-owners face every day. First, let us discuss obvious physical trauma... | |
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