All comics by DocSarcasm

 

Santa Claus is on his way. by DocSarcasm 10-13-02
Hello, little Bobby. Why don't you come in for some cookies and cocoa! Santa has a BIG present for you! Oh boy! A BIG present!	Okay, Santa, here we are in your bedroom with the door locked. Where's my BIG present? I'll give it to you real soon. Now just turn around, close your eyes, and take off all your clothes....	I don't like where this was going... So remember kids, the moral of this story is: smoke as much marijuana as you can! And then kill your parents, steal their money, and buy more pot! The End!

 

Life On The Moon by DocSarcasm 10-13-02
I'm going to eat you. No you're not.	No really, I am. I'm getting closer, see? You wanna buy a flower?	Why are kids so damn stupid? *burp*

 

Life On The Moon, Episode 2 by DocSarcasm 10-13-02
Grrr! I'm a robot and I'm gonna blow you up! No you're not.	DEATH RAY! BUZZ! Wanna buy a flo--

 

The REAL Life on the Moon, Ep. 2 by DocSarcasm 10-13-02
Grrr! I'm a robot and I'm gonna blow you up! No you're not.	DEATH RAY! BUZZ! You wanna buy a--	What is with that chick?! My life is a sham!

 

Life On The Moon, Episode 3 by DocSarcasm 10-13-02
I see you've made it to my moon base, Mr. Bond! No I didn't!	What? But I mean, um, you're right here and... who are you anyway? Oh to hell with it. You wanna buy a--	Riiiiiiight. Hey, where'd my penis go?

 

Life On The Moon, Episode 4 by DocSarcasm 10-13-02
Look, you've had your fair share of time here, along with several deaths, so why don't you just leave? You wanna buy a flower?	NO DAMNIT I DON'T WANT TO BUY A DAMN FLOWER!!! Yes you do!	Well.... that was odd, but at least she's gone. Time for tacos!!!

 

I like to rip off Mad TV. by DocSarcasm 10-13-02
Stuart, you put your pants back on right now young man! I don't wanna do it!	You do it right now mister and you put down that beer! I don't wanna do it!	Hurry up and come home. We're having fish sticks for dinner. I don't want fish sticks!

 

Life On The Moon, Episode 5 by DocSarcasm 10-13-02
So anyway, I was reading this book about Jeffrey Dahmer the other day.... Depressing....	Oh yeah, well, fuck you. Have you read any good books lately? I like the Babysitters' Club.	*snicker* Death ray charging.....

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