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by Doctor_Smoke
9-29-07
Master! master!
what is it, you mechanical moron?
The enemy is at the gates of your ultra-secret layer of doom and destruction! What should I do?
Release the radioactive iron-toothed fire-breathing cyber-slugs!
I'm sorry, master, but the radioactive mutant cyclops goat ate the mail-order slip you told me to post yesterday before I could get to the mailbox...
CURSES!

 

by Doctor_Smoke
11-04-07
And so it began, one seeminly normal monday morning in the office...
hey there, John. how are you today?
I am not John. I am Amaebo the absorber.
oo...kay...
You will give me your brain now.

 

by Doctor_Smoke
11-04-07
And then he said "you will give me your brain now" or smethin'...
So John is going around calling himself 'Amaebo the absorber'?
That's pretty much it. I guess the chaotic work atmosphere here in the office can really get to a guy.
mother?
huh?

 

by Doctor_Smoke
11-04-07
Listen, Mike... I'm glad you could make it. Sorry for the secrecy but something weird is going on...
go on.
Earlier today John started calling himself 'Amaebo the absorber' and then Melvin started looking for his mother under the photocopier. I think the office staff is cracking up!
Hi there! I'm Mike!

 

by Doctor_Smoke
11-04-07
Phew... I should be safe here in the copy room.
whah!
Your brain smells like chicken.

 

by Doctor_Smoke
11-04-07
...and then I managed to lose him in the mens toilets and ran down here.
fuckin' hell.
Yeah, freaky, huh? Today is turning out to be like one of those chessy horror movies where the characters are picked off one by one by the monster until only one remains!
yeah, man! You know I-

 

by Doctor_Smoke
11-04-07
mmmmmmm.....
John! You!
No. I am Amaebo the absorber. You will give me your brain now.
You... you killed everyone in the office! One by one!
Brain jelly makes Amaebo the absorber gassy.
HOLY SHIT!

 

by Doctor_Smoke
11-04-07
Hey, John... are you okay? Do you want to talk? you've been there with your head against the wall for, like, an hour now.
If you do not wish to have your brains ripped out of your skull and mulched into a delicious patty, I suggest that you leave now, female.
what a dick.

 

by Doctor_Smoke
11-05-07
First Melvin...then Mike...then Ben...are we the only ones left?...
looks like it...
jesus...
Do you ever take your hands out of your pockets? it's kinda disturbing.
Well, I am quite nervous.

 

by Doctor_Smoke
11-05-07
Eventually...
hellooo?
Amaebo the absorber demands brains!

 

by Doctor_Smoke
11-05-07
Eventually...
helooo?
Amaebo the absorber demands brains!

 

by Doctor_Smoke
11-05-07
Eventually...
hellooo?
Amaebo the absorber demands brains!

 

The meeting of minds...
heh heh heh... chicken pants. What a loser. Jesus, I'm so great and original.
Lousy beatnick. What a loser. Jesus, I'm so great and original.
by Doctor_Smoke, 11-06-07

 

Kurt Cobains nightmare
Oh crap.
Whoah, man! Kurt! Duude! I like, know all your songs, man, you're so awesome! Sign my shirt, man!
by Doctor_Smoke, 11-06-07

 

OH this is fucking great, Lloyd! You raised the fucking dead, man! Now we're stuck in this fucking shack! What are we gonna do now, wiseguy?
...I dunno, man. Alls I got is this fish.
by Doctor_Smoke, 11-06-07

 

Oh shit, Lloyd! You didn't board up th fucking window properly, you idiot! We're gonna die, man!
mmm...Alls I got is this fish.
by Doctor_Smoke, 11-06-07

 

by Doctor_Smoke
11-06-07
mmm...Alls I got is this..
Charlie?

 

mmm... I wonder where Alex is. Last time I heard from him he was yelling about some kind of 'divinity complex' he was going through...
heh heh heh. I'm going to poke him and cut him and slice him...
by Doctor_Smoke, 11-07-07

 

mmmpfff!
Little kid who knocked my hat off last winter with a snowball... check!
by Doctor_Smoke, 11-07-07

 

I'm hungry
Heeey! comeon! lookit! look! Look at meee! Come on! Look I'm balancing myself on a freakin' ball for Christ's sake! lookit! Come on, man! Hey! HEY!
by Doctor_Smoke, 11-07-07

 

That's right... pick on the goat.
by Doctor_Smoke, 11-07-07

 

by Doctor_Smoke
11-07-07
Give me your soul, little boy!
aaaaawww! Lookit the cute liddle squirrel!
You will pray...for death.

 

by Doctor_Smoke
11-07-07
yeeeeessssssss?
Hey, yeah. Listen, I thought you ought to know... your garage smells a lot like something died in there... and your drive-way is covered in blood...
yeeeeessssssss?

 

Okay K7. We already have fortythree robot slaves. It's the trash-compactor for you!
yaaay! I get to see mommy again!
by Doctor_Smoke, 11-07-07

 

hhh...
"Hello there. I am your friendly frozen Freddy! Your below-zero pal whose fun to be with"? I didn't order this shit! Where's my blow up pamela Anderson?
by Doctor_Smoke, 11-07-07

 

After granting his archnemisises final request for a pee-break, Doctor Gullible started to wonder whether he was ever going to come back...
by Doctor_Smoke, 11-07-07

 

Come on Frosty. We're all alone... it's mighty hot and you ain't got much time left...COME ON!! You're making me RRRANDY!!
eep
by Doctor_Smoke, 11-07-07

 

GAAAAAAAAH!
by Doctor_Smoke, 11-07-07

 

Ho ho ho! I wonder if Jimmy has been a good little boy this year, so that I won't have to send him anymore coal.
mmm. Should I just put the bear-traps in the fire-place or shall I just go crazy and throw in the elctric wire and rabid weasle pit as well?
by Doctor_Smoke, 11-07-07

 

Yeah, the investigation is coming along nicely and, er... we should be able to identify the killer soon enough and...BURP! oh...erm, sorry. Please excuse me...
by Doctor_Smoke, 11-07-07

 

SUPER KIGHOTO FOOT ATTAAAAACK!
BLABBAFRAGGA BLAPPA BLAAH!
by Doctor_Smoke, 11-07-07

 

After a lot of fingering for her new music video, Britney is more than ready for an impromptu rescue.
Hooray!
mmm...ahhh... Nearly! AAH!YESS!!
by Doctor_Smoke, 11-07-07

 

AAH! Alas! As the last foreboading shadows of doom ripple across this barren wasteland that was once my home... all i can bare to remember is how mother used to spank me with the frying pan...
Wow. This guy is so deep, man...
by Doctor_Smoke, 11-07-07

 

Ooh shit... Where am I now?
Welcome to the real world, sir.
by Doctor_Smoke, 11-07-07

 

....Jesus' house.....................outside....
mmm. I wonder what she looks like...
mmm...I'm so nervous. Do I go in? I wonder what she looks like...
by Doctor_Smoke, 11-07-07

 

Ooh. Well somethin' ain't right...
by Doctor_Smoke, 11-07-07

 

by Doctor_Smoke
11-18-07
so... would you care to tell me what's been going on?
sure thing oficer!
This morning I was checking the security surveilance videos. Violence, swearing, attempted raping...
Holy crap!
But then something really sick started going on so i called the police!

 

by Doctor_Smoke
11-18-07
the police send a message to the mutant menace via the PA...
OKAY "AMAEBO"! WE HAVE THE OFFICE BLOCK SURROUNDED! THERE IS NO WAY OUT!
mmmmm
mmmmm
IS THIS THING ON?
brains

 

by Doctor_Smoke
11-18-07
Meanwhile...
Hey! did you hear that! the PA just said the office block is surrounded! the police are here!
yess!
let's make love.
What?!
I said, great! It means we have a chance of getting out of this alive!

 

by Doctor_Smoke
12-21-07
mmm...
Welcome to hell...
what the--?

 

by Doctor_Smoke
12-21-07
I wonder who the bunny character was...
FUCK YOU!!!
perplexing.

 

by Doctor_Smoke
12-21-07
Obviously this strange creature has the unearthly ability to teleport at will. I wonder when he shall appear next?
tender...

 

by Doctor_Smoke
12-21-07
Who are you sir?
I am who he who was and shall be again...
A spirit of the book?
Oh great! Now we have to pay Sam raimi for copyright infringement.
Dumbass.

 

by Doctor_Smoke
12-21-07
I'm sure this bunny character and I can be friends if we just learn to communicate better. Let's try being friendly...ask him something about himself...
Sir! Why are you covered in blood?
Why don't you mind your own FUCKING BUSINESS!?
heh...what a character.

 

by Doctor_Smoke
12-21-07
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I swear I am going to kill him...

 

by Doctor_Smoke
12-21-07
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please shut up.
you're stupid and wear yellow underpants.
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I hate you.

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