In today's news, the Nintendo Wii has sold thousands of units to American gamers. Its use of a remote control-like controller is a bit hard to get used to.
Incidents of exploding wrists due to extreme carpal tunnel syndrome is on the rise since its launch. Nintendo claims there is not a connection.
Meanwhile, at Nintendo HQ in Japan
Excellent! Our plan to make American weak succeeding! Soon they be too weak in wrist to fight us!
JAPAN SHALL EXTERMINATE PUNY AMERICANS! HAHAHA!!! We get last laugh, bomb-dropping white men!
