The situation on Earth is escalating, your majesty.
"Yes, I know. I cannot allow it to go any farther. We must launch immediately for Earth."
But your majesty... why do you want to get involved? Earth is just a backwards planet; we don't have to get involved!
Yes, Fjonz, we do... for you see, it is a personal matter... I must go because...
I must avenge my father Xr's death. Cthulhu must pay dearly for not only killing my father, but STEALING HIS WOMAN. I will kill him... and mate with her...
