Good Advice by Donkey_Popsicle12-08-01 What is it you ask? How may I go to heaven? Simple: avoid lust for homosexual puppies... ...and fuck up clowns whenever you see them.
One Way Street by Donkey_Popsicle12-08-01 Don't worry my son, homosexuality is not a sin. Really? Yes. God didn't create anuses just to get cancer. Lord, that's such a relief! Haha, I'm just fucking with you. You freaks are gonna burn.
Priorities. by Donkey_Popsicle12-08-01 So then the proletarian said, "Hey, that's my sandwich!" Um, this is a karaoke bar, not a comedy club. Hey, whatever will get me pussy.
