Doomsday125  

I am Winky the Dog. Bow down to me.

No way. I'm not gonna bow down to a mangy mutt who keeps crapping on my yard.

GRRRRRRRRR

Who gives a crap if you have sharp teeth?

Bones sure taste better when they're from the people you had to bite to death.

Mails he-crap, it's the dumb dog