Some more anti-drug knowledge from John Ashcroft!
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| Marijuana is BAD! It'll make the streets run red with the blood of the unclean! It'll rape your children with red-hot pokers! | |
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| It'll ascend from the bowels of the underworld to wreak havoc upon your soul! It'll punch your mother in the face! Really hard! | |
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Marijuana? Don't you mean 'The Dark Lord Satan'?
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| Seriously, man. Give credit where it's due. | |
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