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by DorksOnIce
7-18-02
dont you think bill lumberg is sexy?
no im not gay
it was a joke ..
so was me not being gay.... ummm wait.... no that was serious
dude.. you just ruined the moment
i know

 

by DorksOnIce
7-18-02
fag

 

by DorksOnIce
7-18-02
dude.. are you feeling well?
gahhhhhhhhuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhgfrrrrrrrphhh
Sweet!.. Jenny is single now

 

by DorksOnIce
7-19-02
meanwhile on the set of Billys first porno..
its ok it happens to lots of guys in there first porno
but ..
come on baby.. it wont hurt you one bit .. just a little bit of lu--
wait!.. this script says im taking it in the ass!...
well duh .. amatures

 

by DorksOnIce
7-20-02
hi, im a tall dark and handsom guy who models for abercrombie and fitch with a 10 inch cock
well hello hotty i have 36 DD breast and a nice rump ass and a 10 inch penis also

 

by DorksOnIce
7-21-02
it is a fact most men have thoughts about sex almost every 20 minutes
check these moves out!
silence as dexter watches little tiffany
what do you think?.. am i cool or what?
i saw your panties, wanna bang?

 

by DorksOnIce
7-21-02
bitch

 

by DorksOnIce
7-25-02
PhatJohn85: wanna have sex?
hmm
EGgRoLL pUnK: no i have Herpes and Gonoreah with a slight touch of the Clap

 

by DorksOnIce
7-26-02
the introduction
wow your good!
thanks, i try
the kill
wanan try playing like that in bed??
weren't you with the drummer last week? and the singer the week before? and the bass player the week before that?
the rejection
but i want to complete the set ... *giggles* .. i have a clit peircing
i bet you have more then that down there..

 

by DorksOnIce
7-26-02
BITCH MAKE ME DINNER
i love it when you beat me

 

by DorksOnIce
7-27-02
Dear Rodney, i will ass rape you next time i get out of prison. die bitch. - Tyrone
hmm
i dont know how hes going to do that! i have no ass!.. silly black man!

 

by DorksOnIce
7-27-02
fuck .. i forgot to turn the stove off
should i go back home?
nah... i'll blame danny

 

by DorksOnIce
7-28-02
hi, i am alan
i dont update my comics
but i like porn

 

by DorksOnIce
7-29-02
what the hell are you doing?
giving myself a slow painful death
why??
read the letter
"dear mr.smith, thank you for renewing your membership with gay erotica magizine.."
oops wrong letter ..

 

by DorksOnIce
7-29-02
thsay hot pantsth
this comic aint going anywhere is it
nope you just look like a fag
i have a pussy
anyways

 

by DorksOnIce
7-30-02
ow! why did you ya hit me??
i dont like this
dont stick it there .. please ... oh god

 

by DorksOnIce
7-30-02
man i wish alan would make a comic .. o iw el i guess i'll play with my nipples
next on jerry springer ..
holy shit! .. thats dennis from arizing!
sex changes for herphadites with no genitalia that date hookers with no arms that fuck there own brothers
damn i gotta wack off now
now for jerrys final thought..

 

by DorksOnIce
7-31-02
yeah im freeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee freeeeeeee fallin
did he just say hes free ballin? .. what a fag
its "free falling" asshole

 

by DorksOnIce
8-02-02
YAY!!! chicago !!!
WHAT!!!??? god dammit .. tammys mom said we couldnt go .. i missed mustard plug for this .. grrr i knew i shouldnt have looked forward to ..
GOD DAMMIT I FUCKING HATE THIS SHIT .. NO CHICAGO.. NO CODY.. NO FRIENDS.. NO ARIZING.. NO FUN !!!!!!!

 

by DorksOnIce
8-14-02
Thinking is dangerous.. dont ask, dont tell, just shut the fuck up .. seriously ..

 

by DorksOnIce
8-19-02
8:30 AM august 18th 2002
yay warped tour!
meanwhile at the overly crowded priced gauging bastard ass comerica park..
10 pm august 18 2002
man i had fun, just got lil burnt

 

by DorksOnIce
8-21-02
hi im alan .. i dont do many comics because i suck
oh and my shit doesnt stink either because i dont talk to nicole or even say hi to her at warped tour
i like hurting her feelings becuase shes a whore

 

by DorksOnIce
9-08-02
i bitch that i want to get laid... and hes offered.. but he doesnt want any strings..
yet..i barely see him .. or talk to him so it would be easy ..
damn i am a slut

 

by DorksOnIce
10-16-02
dude dont look at me like that...
STOP!
no you cant tweak my nipples jesus christ

 

by DorksOnIce
11-02-02
gotta do it gotta do gotta do it ..
fuck! .. oh god .. cant ... h o l d it ..... uhhhhhh
...thats not good

 

by DorksOnIce
1-13-03
anal beads or butt plug or ben wah balls...
hmmm
GERBILS it is.

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