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Dear Brown University, my name is Jessica Wright. I'm a bona-fide chink. I do chink things, like invent computers, play table tennis, and eat with sticks. My real name is Phly Guk Ho, but I answer
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I am also an accomplished accordion player, and can even squeeze the bellows without getting my discolored nipples stuck in the bellows. I do hope you take this into consideration when making your de
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I can kick you, higher than you can kick me, I can kick you way up into a tree, you wanna taste of my Hoo Yung tea, ho ha ho ha hoo ching ching. Everybody in the phone book named 'Chang', wanna see m
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