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| Hi, my name is Lorne Lanning, and I like to fuck puppies. Furthermore, I am actually an alien. A puppy-fucking alien. | |
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| Also, when there are no puppies I like to fuck turtles. That's why they call my alien race "The Turtle Fuckers". | |
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| Also, I like to give little kids candy, and then fuck them when they least expect it. Also, I like to fuck microphones. | |
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