Not Really Her

Author: DrCorneliusFish

Date: September 1, 2002

by DrCorneliusFish
9-01-02
Somewhere that isn't where we were before, where-ever that was. Or wasn't.
Oooo do you like my haaaaiiirrrr?
Yeees, I am Kelly Osbourne!
I used lard to mould it, and now it's fused with my hand.
Papa Don't Preach...Nananan! Ooo I've lost my session musician backing band.
Inexplicably
AAAHH!!! I can't run cos my lardy hair is weighing me down! I'm buggered!
AHAHAH!!! I'm actually Evil Bob! Fancy that!