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And now for something completely different.

 

AZN Death Consideration by Dracon_Shadow 7-12-03
Oh god, what now?	Oh ye gods! It's horrible! What gender is it? My mind flies trying to think about it.	Screw it. The ho is mine.

 

I Blame the Wrench by Dracon_Shadow 7-12-03
The younger they are, the closer they are to ripping out your intestines. Feel the divine powers! I'll show you divine powers. Good thing the ambulances are already here.	I blame this wrench. Hi, we're filler. You see, the person that made this only wanted a one panel strip.	Yes, he really said, "exclamation mark." So we're here to keep you amused. I get no love. LOVE ME!!!!11!exclamation mark.

 

The Phone Call... PART ONE. by Dracon_Shadow 7-12-03
RING! RING! RING! Who could be calling me now?	RING! RING! RING! RING! Screw it, I have reaping to do.	RING! RING! GOD DAMN YOU REAPER! RING! RING! Well, it got my attention.

 

The Phone Call... PART II. by Dracon_Shadow 7-12-03
RING! RING! RING! Vhat is dis voreign obvect? Vhy is it on my ship?	RING! RING! RING! You handsome chunk of space meat. Consider my attention vondled! YOWZA!	To be continued... RING! RING! RING! LOSER! Vell, vhy didn't ze crash keel me?

 

The Phone Call... PART THREE, FINALE. by Dracon_Shadow 7-12-03
RING! RING! RING!	RING! RING! RING!	RING! RING! Ah, screw it.

 

Computer Dayz by Dracon_Shadow 7-13-03
I have finally OPTIMIZED my computer!!! ./` ./` Your lips move, but I can't hear what you're saying ./` ./`	Aw This program has performed an illegal operation. Now go down cock.	./` ./` I've been reformatting my computer, all the live long day! ./` ./` I... hope... you... get... the... Melissa... virus...

 

Oh, Nuts. by Dracon_Shadow 7-13-03
I feel dirty for making this one. Hey you, kid, give me your nuts. No, screw you, you Tire-bait.	I'm serious, brother tucka. Open those pants and give me your nuts. Again, screw you, you future-bestial-rape-victim.	Come on, I'll give you a dollar. A DOLLAR! HOT DOG! Let me get my arms unglued, first!

 

La Blue Stuff by Dracon_Shadow 7-13-03
Just call me LA BLUE GIRL! Then bring some of that sweet sweet tentacle lovin' over here!	OKAY! Sweetness! Then let me change real quick!	HURRY UP! Done. Give.Me.Se><><0r.

 

Peacemaker. by Dracon_Shadow 7-13-03
A few years ago, a few of my friends kept getting into fights. GOD! I HATE YOU! BURN! Why don't you go take a flying leap into a bunch of piranhas.	So, somehow, I was expected to help both of them while still being impartial. How can I save us? SHUT THE HELL UP, YOU GODDAMN BITCH!	I'm kidding, I was kind and sensitive and helped them be friends agian. Now, how can I get him out of his pants? I am so getting my metal polished tonight!

 

Public. by Dracon_Shadow 7-13-03
I get mad in large groups.	I want to snap their necks.	Make up your own damn punchline.

 

Rambling. by Dracon_Shadow 7-13-03
Pain I noticed that whenever I need someone to talk to or I need some important information, no one is on.	Hate/Rage Now, a lot of times I think everyone's mad at me and I should go kill everyone.	Sleep Then they wait until I fall asleep, with my problem solved or I don't care anymore.

 

Those Lists by Dracon_Shadow 7-13-03
I was so happy one day when I looked at my AIM Buddy list and saw twenty-four people. Kelly has four David has three	Then I realized most of them were peoples' other screen names. Two of them are mine for some reason. Megan has three	It only comes out to about thirteen different people. Blake has two. This pointless chessboard represents the others that have multiple screen names.

 

A Typical Computer Day by Dracon_Shadow 7-13-03
I think a lot of us have the exact same rooms. Yay! My computer! Time for music! ./` ./` Love myself better than you. I know it's wrong, but what should I do? ./` ./`	Yay! I have dialed up and read my webcomics! Now to see what's happened on David's RPG! ./` ./` When other babies smelled like butter, he had a smell like no other. ./` ./`	Oh look... Dialogue, three pages of dialogue... I hate you and this is why I do these things to you!

 

Damn Fourth Wall by Dracon_Shadow 7-13-03
Are you a girl or a guy? I am neither and all.	Alright, do you have genitals that flop around? I have all and none.	Why are we facing outwards from our two-dimensional world? I wear a dress, and I have chest hair.

 

Conversations with Myself by Dracon_Shadow 7-13-03
Note that I just added the word 'righteously' in for further differences between these two. It's been raining a lot lately. I know! Doesn't it own most righteously?!	Just consider me in the middle of these two. I'm tired of getting on this computer. I can talk to friends when I get on the computer! And listen to music! For FREE!	The right one is the closest on this one. How come you haven't committed suicide yet? 'Cause I'm a sadomasochist!

 

Let's Just Call It Untitled by Dracon_Shadow 7-13-03
Somewhere	between the	sacred silence and sleep

 

Silver and Red is the Colors of the Battlefield by Dracon_Shadow 7-13-03
I've decided to have Red Robot be other parts of my personality.	Now, you might be asking, "What personality?"	I hate you for ruining what was already a horrible joke.

 

We Apologize for the Incovenience by Dracon_Shadow 7-13-03
I might as well tell you now.	A lot of my comics will probably have lyrics from copyrighted songs in it.	I'm sorry.

 

Names by Dracon_Shadow 7-13-03
I have trouble naming multiple characters. Usually because the names I use are just variations on the words "shadow" and "walker" And you, I shall name Reklaw.	This limits my ideas, though. Well, I've used Zodahs and Reklaw already.	So I give up and just use a name backwards. I christen thee Olbaid!

 

Stupid People That Deserve to Die version one oh one by Dracon_Shadow 7-13-03
Oh yes!1!! I can buy an ULTRA SWORD from GAME X on eBay for fifty dollars!	*DING* Sweet, some loser is actually going to buy my bugged item!	I guess it's time to break into my piggy bank... Is three quarters $500? YOU COMPLETE AND UTTER MORON! BURN IN HELL FOR YOUR NAIVE MEANDERINGS! I HATE YOU. NOW CRASHING! *crash*

 

I'm surprised at the lack of Boxjam by Dracon_Shadow 7-13-03
The list of webcomics I read is on the links under the address bar.	From the word Links to the edge of the browser is all webcomics.	The characters featured are how many webcomic characters from comics I read that are available on this site.

 

I don't know, either. by Dracon_Shadow 7-13-03
Dr. Jekyll	Mr. Hyde	Dr. Jekyll/Mr. Hyde's mother.

 

Door Open, Door Close by Dracon_Shadow 7-13-03
Yay! People to talk to! *door open noise*	What the hell? They just signed on. *door close noise*	Screw it, I'm going to go maim some squirrels or something. *door open noise* *door close noise*

 

Random Facts About Me. by Dracon_Shadow 7-13-03
Random Dracon Shadow Facts I have the same first name as Marilyn Manson. That's Brian, you morons.	I have a Mardi Gras Mad Hatter top hat. It's filled with stuff I took out of the van.

 

I Don't Feel Like Adding Backgrounds Right Now. by Dracon_Shadow 7-13-03
I feel more comfortable making comics with narration, instead of dialogue.	Not that I won't use dialog and thought, I just don't like them as much.	So... Yeah...

 

I wanted a one panel comic by Dracon_Shadow 7-13-03
	Butch gets lucky, Maura gets a new orifice cut into her. It all works out in the end. Oh God, take me now!

 

I learned that there was a tentacle character by Dracon_Shadow 7-13-03
	Interpret this as you will

 

Untitled by Dracon_Shadow 7-13-03
I shouldn't have made this comic.So	I don't have an idea of what to make of it.	So, take it hard.

 

Consequences by Dracon_Shadow 7-13-03
When I made him, I expected big things. GO, MY CREATION! WRECK EVERYTHING! KIIILLL! KIIILLL!	I could just imagine the wackiness that would ensue. TAKE NO PRISONERS! KIIILLL! KIIILLL!	Little did I know the erotic consequences this would bring about. Should I have made his exhaust pipe out of rubber? KIIILLL! KIIILLL!

 

This isn't funny by Dracon_Shadow 7-13-03
La I want to play Diablo II a lot.	La I feel bad about playing it while I'm talking to people on AIM, though.	La That's why my Diablo II Away Message insults them.

 

Discussions on Theories by Dracon_Shadow 7-14-03
People often start heated discussions about different theories. ...and THAT is why you cannot become your own grandfather by going faster than the speed of light. I concur.	It always turns into some kind of sexual discussion, often with erotic consequences. blah blah blah vaginal arthritis blah blah blah blah blah blah do me now blah blah blah	"Erotic Consequences" is a fun term.

 

Sigh by Dracon_Shadow 7-14-03
Alright, so this is my conversation with Random Girl #7 Hello, how are you? I'm good. How about you?	Woohoo! Yowza! Wowzers! I'm good. I bet you are, let's go find out.	I admit it, I made the second panel up.

 

Vegetarians by Dracon_Shadow 7-14-03
This was going to be a strip about how I once spelled 'vegetarians' as 'vagitarians' Unfortunately, in that one phrase, the whole strip's joke is gone.	FILLER!	Filler

 

Quests by Dracon_Shadow 7-14-03
Alright, I finished that quest and got my reward!	Wait, what's this? When did I get this quest?	Who gave this to me? Did I miss something? I shall kill you.

 

Fill Her by Dracon_Shadow 7-14-03
I don't like this room. Time for a change!	I wonder which is my bed?	FILL HER!

 

Elephant Rhino by Dracon_Shadow 7-14-03
Duuuude... I like chickens!	I am arguably one of the coolest characters available. I am probably the manliest girl here.	I've never had Cthulhu, sounds tasty, tho'.

 

Asiangirl1 and Tentacle2 by Dracon_Shadow 7-14-03
Hey boys and girls! It's a new adventure for Asiangirl1 and Tentacle2!	...	It'd be more interesting if they could interact more.

 

Kelly and Tentacle2 by Dracon_Shadow 7-14-03
The Adventures of Kelly and Tentacle2!	Note the gratuitous panty shot.	Again, no available interactin ruins this strip.

 

Don't Read Unless You Hate Life by Dracon_Shadow 7-14-03
I like the fish! As do I! Your fish!	What are you talking about? I want to go downtown.	Don't you live downtown? Oh, if only...

 

Change is for the Not-Weak-Because-Change-Can-Get-Heavy by Dracon_Shadow 7-14-03
Alright. So, today I got all my change counted.	It turns out I have $23.35.	Expansion, here I come!

 

Flowery by Dracon_Shadow 7-14-03
One day, during school, a girl started spraying guys with stuff during break.	So, a lot of guys smelled really flowery during second period.	Thanks for the idea, Kelly. High kick! Mmm... panty shot.

 

Good Idea, Bad Idea by Dracon_Shadow 7-14-03
It's time for another Good Idea, Bad Idea Good Idea: transforming the non-gender neuter girl into a new form. Hey! What!...	Bippity! Boppity! BOO! NOOOOooo...	Bad Idea: Transforming non-gender neuter girl into a tentacle. Time to get me some.

 

RPGs by Dracon_Shadow 7-14-03
Dracon Shadow on RPGs I'm not a big RPG player.	Narraration bar. I only join them if I'm either begged enough or it seems like a good idea.	Yes, I said the word "cough" It bothers me when people don't post so nothing happens. coughbrookecough.

 

About the Last Comic by Dracon_Shadow 7-14-03
I want to apologize if that last comic sounded self-righteous.	Yep.	I can't believe I'm apologizing to these kilke chibs.

 

The hell? by Dracon_Shadow 7-15-03
Dear Sweety Pumpkin, how about we rub our disposable lighters together when I get home? XOXO Sticky.	...	The hell?

 

The Secrets of the Universe by Dracon_Shadow 7-15-03
A long time ago, I had the idea that if you ever figured out the secrets of the universe, it would be replaced by another more complex universe.	A few days after, I realized that if the universe could be replaced, we'd be replaced along with it.	Probably becoming non-gender neuter girls.

 

The Hell? Part Two by Dracon_Shadow 7-15-03
Dear Itchy-Bitchy, When I get home, you can rub my snowglobe. XOXO Sticky-bicky		The hell?

 

As it goes by Dracon_Shadow 7-15-03
WAH! WAH! WAH! BOYFRIEND! WAH! WAH! WAH! WAH! WAH! WAH! BOYFRIEND! WAH! WAH! WAH!	WAH! WAH! WAH! BOYFRIEND! WAH! WAH! WAH! WAH! WAH! WAH! BOYFRIEND! WAH! WAH! WAH!	WAH! WAH! WAH! BOYFRIEND! WAH! WAH! WAH! I NEVER GOT TO SE><><0R HIM! WAH! WAH! WAH! WAH! WAH! WAH! BOYFRIEND! WAH! WAH! WAH! I NEVER GOT HIS PUDDING! WAH! WAH! WAH!

 

The hell? Part Three by Dracon_Shadow 7-15-03
Dear Ookum-Snookums, When I get home, I'm going to wax the banister. XOXO Kitto-witto.		The hell?

 

The Illusion of Clarity by Dracon_Shadow 7-15-03

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