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A few years ago, a few of my friends kept getting into fights.
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| Why don't you go take a flying leap into a bunch of piranhas. | |
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So, somehow, I was expected to help both of them while still being impartial.
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| SHUT THE HELL UP, YOU GODDAMN BITCH! | |
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I'm kidding, I was kind and sensitive and helped them be friends agian.
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| Now, how can I get him out of his pants? | |
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| I am so getting my metal polished tonight! | |
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