Draconias  

The one thing I like best about graveyards is that it gives me a chance that I might see a dead person.

I bet the real Draconias sees dead people all the time. I'm sure they give him all sorts of musical inspiration and stuff.

A real dead person! So um... er... how's life in the graveyard?

Eh not bad. The damn worms are bit of a problem and some asshole stole Yorick's skull today. But hell, it beats having to watch high school biology lectures all day.