Draconias  

Your going out drinking again, aren't you? Haven't you ever thought of me or the kids?

No I was just going to get the mail.

Sure blame it on the mail! What about me? Did you ever think about my needs? My magazine subscriptions??

Then I just starting looking for any excuse to leave the house, get the mail, take out the trash, heck I even mowed the lawn... I was a junkie.