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by DragQueen
4-21-04
Something smells like meat.
What?

 

by DragQueen
4-21-04
What are you doing?
Flashing people.
You can't be serious.
Try me.

 

by DragQueen
4-21-04
Jesus Christ!
What?
Really. Look over there.
What up bitches.

 

by DragQueen
4-22-04
Mom???
Who the hell are you?

 

by DragQueen
4-22-04
I am so embarassed.
What happened?
I called some old lady "mom" but it wasn't her. She bitchslapped me with her cane.
Oh. Really? That's um...wow. Huh. Imagine that.
Come to think of it, I haven't seen her around lately.
It's not what you think. I didn't eat her on PURPOSE.

 

by DragQueen
4-22-04
That's cool.
Ya I know.
Dig it.
Totally.
WHAT YOU ATE MY MOM!? WHAT THE HELL MAN
...

 

by DragQueen
4-22-04
Leave, just leave.
But our memories...
WHAT YOU HIT MY CAR? WHAT THE HELL MAN
It's not what you think. I didn't hit it on PURPOSE.
Good times, good times...
Dude did you ever notice how big my penis is? It's like Godzilla.

 

by DragQueen
4-22-04
I thought I told you to leave. ^snap^
I'm serious. Check this crazy assed shiat out. ^woo^
If you don't leave I will do horrible things to you CLOWN. ^snap^
Waving the penis. ^woo^woo^
^snap^ You're dead.
^...woo^

 

by DragQueen
4-22-04
Now I'm all alone.
You look like you could use some coffee.
Aww thanks you didn't have to do that.
Noooo problemo hombre del tipo.
Can't touch this.

 

by DragQueen
4-22-04
Any minute now...
I feel kind of dizzy. ^yaaawn^ I am so tired. What the f-
That is so wrong.

 

by DragQueen
4-22-04
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Who is that sexy sexy man?
WHAT YOU ATE MY MOM!? WHAT THE HELL MAN
d00d th1s ch1ck is teh suxx0rs
I spit hot fire!

 

by DragQueen
4-22-04
Who be's you?
Mleeh d00d me be's a go4t
But goats can't talk.
d00d I m teh r0xx0rs me h4s a st00l
I hate you.
d00d 1 8 ur m0m sh3 tasted lyke c4bbage & 1 h8 c4vvage 1t is teh suxx0rs

 

by DragQueen
4-22-04
I like you.
tis b3cause me be's teh 1337 go4t
We should be partners in crime.
1 eat cryme 4 br3akfast just lyke ur m0m
WHAT THE HELL MAN SHUT UP
j00 is teh suxx0rs & 1 just sh4t myself

 

by DragQueen
4-23-04
You're crazy.
ya just g0 ahe4d & l3ave teh 1337 go4t m4st3r al0ne 1 own j00
1337
d0nt ev3n th1nk about m0lesting teh go4t master

 

by DragQueen
4-23-04
wh4t teh h3ll h4ppened to j00 man j00 l00ks lyke teh sh1t
Aye cannot speaketh of such tragic eventseth.
but m4n j00 st1ll l00ks lyke teh sh1t
Do not remindeth. I shalt be forgiveth for me miseryeth. Woe, woe to the mortaleth.
j00 c4n g0 n0w j00 is qu1te st00pid
By the way, you got change for a 5?

 

by DragQueen
4-23-04
hey m4n j00 st0le all me c00kies
You sure these are yours?
st0p str0king me c00kies j00 is v3ry s1ck
These aren't even cookies. They're muffins.
1 p1ty teh f00 th4t m4kes teh go4t mast3r f33l st00pid
^ahem^ Anyways.

 

by DragQueen
4-23-04
What was I doing again?
Oh yeah.
Those look like some good cookies.
Muffins! They're muffins!

 

by DragQueen
4-23-04
So...
Can I have one?
Pfft. No.

 

by DragQueen
4-26-04
I'm outtie.
Me too. See ya later.
What was that?

 

by DragQueen
4-26-04
What was what?
...
Excuse me?
Yeah, I'm just gonna go now.

 

by DragQueen
4-26-04
You are so 90's.
I mean, look at you.
Shut up or my friend will kick your ass. Come here Chucky!
Lame.

 

by DragQueen
4-26-04
You seem like a nice guy and everything, but...
...But?
Ha. You said butt.
Things just aren't working out.
And now you must die.

 

by DragQueen
4-26-04
Well now that that's over...
^moan^
Mmm. Centerfolds.

 

by DragQueen
4-28-04
Hello sir. Would you happen to know where the nearest hospital is?
You see...heh...my friend over here coincidentally got mangled into my lawnmower and...
Ow ow ow
Here's a question. Would you like to put him out of his misery?
I'd be glad to.

 

by DragQueen
4-28-04
Jesus Christ.
What, you feel guilty or something?
No, that's not it. It's just...
What then?
What the hell smells so bad like.....meat?
I've been asking myself the same question.

 

by DragQueen
5-03-04
Well I'm off to go do my laundry.
I have to go uh...go wash my cat.
1337
Hello I'm poor give me money
g0 suck j00rself

 

by DragQueen
5-03-04
AHHHH I'M IN SO MUCH PAIN I HAVE TO GO HOME I'M BLEEDING EVERYWHERE
Excuse me, have you seen a white dog?
Whoa
...Are you okay?

 

by DragQueen
5-04-04
Ahhhhhhhhh
Shut up
Teh plot thickens...
Baaaah I'm a moose
I said shut up
No not really I lied
Oh no's it's a moose man man

 

by DragQueen
5-11-04
I'm bored.
Did you say "bored"?
No.
What?
This could go on for hours, guys.
No.
What?

 

by DragQueen
5-11-04
I've been thinking about running away.
Mom's always tending to the kids. Nobody knows I exist.
I remember this one time when she threatened to send me to a KFC manufacturing plant and-
Do I know you??

 

by DragQueen
5-11-04
Well, I'm running away now.
Yep. Running away.
Tommy! Dinnertime!
Well...maybe tomorrow.

 

by DragQueen
5-11-04
Hello I'm fat
Hello I'm a dog on a ball I have teh skillz
Hello sandwich
?
Hello I'm Jesus Christ now give me your sandwich

 

by DragQueen
5-11-04
What
What
Okay
Yeeeah

 

by DragQueen
5-11-04
My art teacher always says "Shweet!" when I show him my drawings
My name my name my name is Indy Pete
Shweet
Actually he says that to everybody when they show him their drawings
I have I have I have a stuttering problem
Shweet
But he is not a snowman
I was I was I was born with one testicle
Shweet

 

by DragQueen
5-11-04
Holy crap guys
What what what
My boots smell like smoked ham
What smoking is bad what
And...you're a giant dancing cigarette. Am I stoned-?
What hooray what what

 

by DragQueen
5-11-04
Hey can I tell you something?
Yeah sure.
I WANT TO STICK MY VAGINA IN YOUR PENIS

 

by DragQueen
5-11-04
Did you just flip me off!? How rude
Why does it make you sad Do you feel disgraced
You don't see me crying in my Wheaties
No no anything but the Wheaties comeback
Fee fi fo fum
Mleeeh I'm a penguin

 

by DragQueen
5-12-04
Oh look it's a weatherman man
Look I'm a weatherman man
How be's teh weather weatherman man man
There gonna be's some rains and stuff because of that hot stuff up's in teh humidity and stuff sometime's this afternoon...and's...stuff
Did you even go to school
Oh no's you have a ketchup stain on your shirt

 

by DragQueen
5-12-04
I'm not wearing a shirt you pervert
I wasn't even talking to you foo
And that's not ketchup it's a tattoo of Bob the Tomato
I'm such a rebel I'm a badass oh oh
Stop talking to me I'm hookering Nobody can resist the bellybutton of a sexy man

 

by DragQueen
5-12-04
My friend said this out of completely nowhere today
Today...is the TWELFTH
It was kind of funny I guess you had to be there
No way son it's the twenty first bro
All inside joke...
SHUT UP PIMP MISA HOMIE G DOG SKILLET SCRATCHER
It's because I'm black isn't it?

 

by DragQueen
5-12-04
And what the fack is a skillet scratcher?

 

by DragQueen
5-14-04
You're hot.
0f c0urs3 f00
Geez! You're conceited.
n0 w4y d00d ju5t b31ng h0ne5t
While we're being honest, I would like to say that I just farted.
0h n0 d00d & 1t sm3llls lyke c4bbag3

 

by DragQueen
5-14-04
I don't have a penis you stupit
? ? ?
I have 6 penises
My name my name my name is Indy Pete
Do you want to touch them
Indy Pete Indy Pete Indy Pete says no

 

by DragQueen
5-17-04
Is skillet scratcher some indirect language code to anti-civil rights protests?
Bah
I don't know what it "means" but I find it offensive.
Oh, bah bah bah
Are you mocking me?
Yes

 

by DragQueen
5-19-04
That's it. I've had it.
Oh yeah?
Yeah. Now strip off your clothes.
^sigh^ If I must...
WTF DOOD

 

by DragQueen
5-19-04
Would you lyke a cookie from Santa?
Like hell no son
How about a pumpkin
Lyke hell no
You're fat and smelly
Shut up bro You aint nobody cuz Tryin to spin me

 

by DragQueen
5-20-04
Alright I'll see you later ciao
Okay coolness
Hey you two should go out
Who? The girl I was just talking to?
Yeah man You'd look good together
That's my sister you child molestor

 

by DragQueen
5-20-04
Bop bop bebop skat skat di dattly dattly dat
who4 d00d
Oh, yes, my jazz skillz are quite impressive Thank you
n0 n0 n0 m4n j00 r t3h suxx0rs lyke r34lly b4d
ouch
my c4t ju5t jump3d 0n t3h TV & 1 w4s lyke who4 d00d

 

by DragQueen
5-20-04
wh04 d00d 0mFg
Did your cat jump on teh TV again?
n0 1d10t 1 ju5t r34l1z3d s0meth1ng
^sigh^ ...And what is that?
j00 l00k lyke t3h d00d fr0m ANTHRAX
Is that an insult or a compliment???

 

by DragQueen
5-20-04
Hey hey hey I need to ask you something.
Can't you see I'm busy?
Clown: Can't you do that some other time? I really need heeelp
...
I'm busy making a unicorn for prom

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