DragonXero  
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Jesus, it's been almost 17 years. My account is about to be able to smoke everywhere but California.

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by DragonXero
9-08-17
Okay, I get that it's only fair we let the Europeans in, but why do we have to give up our tomahawks?
You just don't understand. Tomahawks are only made for killing others! they have no other use.
But they're bringing in boomsticks. We aren't even allowed to have boomsticks!
Look, we can't stop the illegal import of boomsticks, but we can at least stop children from hurting themselves with those filthy weapons.
Why can't Chief Omaha Banana at least let us keep the tomahawks to defend ourselves from the invading Christians?
You really think you're going to be able to stop a white man with a boomstick using a tomahawk?!
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