Another day still on the job hunt. First I went to a Wal-Mart.
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| Hi, I'd like to apply for a job. | |
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| Go right ahead, and when you're done you can stick it right up your ass, 'cause we're not hiring! | |
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Then at a department store.
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| Hi, I'd like to apply for a job. | |
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| I'll tell you right now: "Thanks for your interest, we currently have a full staff, but we'll keep your paper on file." There. Now please leave. | |
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| I'm sorry, I must be in the wrong place... | |
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| No no no! You are just the man we need! How are you with nuclear waste? | |
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