The Adventures of Count Vaginal Fistula: 9

Author: Drexle

Date: March 25, 2003

by Drexle
3-25-03
His reign lasted voor years, und in de meanvile de people seemply suffered under his rule...
I know you've got something illegal up there!!!
YeeeeaaaaAAAAAaaaahh!!!
Until vahn day, ven a noble Red Knight came trough de countryside. He challenged de Count, und vanquished him.
Red Knight will vanquish you!!!
Aaaah! I am dieing!
Und duss, his reign came to un end.
Hooray! The Count is dead? Isn't this great?!
Uh... yeah. Great... I guess. Sigh...