CC 40: The CAPPIEST of Them All

Author: Drexle

Date: June 27, 2001

by Drexle
6-27-01
Hey there, you look new around here. Wha....
I DO NOT SUCK DICK!
Ummmm... What? Why are you so worked up? Nobody said anything about you sucking dicks... That's Wirthling's job.
HELP ME SPREAD THE JOY OF ALL CAPS! I AM CRABBY! I DO NOT SUCK DICK!!!
Lemme guess... your insistance on big letters and fixation on penises means that yours would be about... thiiiiiis tiny?
I WOULD MAKE FUN OF YOU, BUT I DON'T WANT TO GIVE CAPS USERS A BAD NAME! AND I DO NOT SUCK DICK!!!!!