CC 61: The mystery of Obi-doo

Author: Drexle

Date: September 9, 2001

by Drexle
9-09-01
I swear, I don't know where Obi was... I'd have tied his limp pecker in a knot if I could find him... look what he did to my hand?
I'd put out a search all through the outback, but he was nowhere to be found. Eh, he wouldn't last a minute down under anyway!
Looook, I'm tellin' you straight out, he wasn't in the dungeon! I like being dominated by women... not guys with flabby manboobs.
What? Umm... I swear, I don't have anything to do with it... I haven't even been here. I've been too busy beating the shit out of mallcore kids!
Okay, I've got the cash... all in fi dolla bills... now put out, wench!!!
Sirry people... Obi was with me!